I want my MTV

  Em
Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
                           G   A
You play the guitar on the MTV
Em
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
                       D          Em
Money for nothin' and chicks for free


Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
                     G       A
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Em
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
             D         Em
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

C                G
We gotta install microwave ovens
C                    D
Custom kitchen deliveries
Em
We gotta move these refrigerators
A                   B7          C#7
We gotta move these colour TV's

Em
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?
             G         A
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
Em
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
                           D           Em
That little faggot, he's a millionaire

C                   G
We gotta install microwave ovens
C                D
Custom kitchens deliveries
Em
We gotta move these refrigerators
A                     B7        C#7
We gotta move these colour TV's