Average Wank Fam

Yah
Piss on your fucking face
How'd ya like me now
What's up wankman, pussman, softman, slugman, Sergeant Shit

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I shat my pants at the taxi rank
Flagged a caravan, in the back a plan
Shagged your rancid nan with a shandy can

Fuckman havin it in Amsterdam
With a fat bag of chang and a handi-cam
Yeah that's the plan
Wham-bam thank you ma'am
You get backhand slapped with a rancid palm
Blam blam

All up in your face with my pork
'Cause I'm Eggman holdin down the door with the walrus
Rawless
That ain't ID

And bruv you don't want to test cause your mates might see
Your face get penetrated with HIV
'Cause I be bogman all up in your face like beef!
You ain't baked like me
My cock tastes like cheese
So microwave my pie and bake my beans

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Slap the oppressor gettin' rugged on a rough tip
Ridin' to battle on the belly of a fuck pig
Juicin' my pus just to spread it on my crumpets

One-tit, two-tit, pig's got nuff tits!
Sixteen and a thick piss stream
Man I sip Jim Beam as my fit bitch cleans
And fuck big tits I'm a shit-tits fiend
With a map full of pins where my skinny dick's been

All city blood
All pretty sluts listen up
SMB's all sick as fuck
Balls drippin' blood

Walrus a bitta pus bit of rough with a bad crowd
Little Miss Piss givin love to the smack crowd
Back Down! Macked out with a fat crown
Blacked out lookin smacked out with my pants down

I had a wank at my nan's house
Damn, I better get back in my tank now
Baitman the gangster
Spaceman the wanker

Wasteman came in a cape in the stanza
Salaryman with a crate full of champers
Rapeman will shag you
Safeman will thank you

Sergeant Shit he ain't changin' his pampers
Drop turds in the fast lane in a tractor

Wankman'll wank on a plate full of pasta
Wankman'll wank on an eigth of your ganja
Wankman wanked on the plane to Alaska
Wankman'll wank on your face if he has to!

Pissman, pussman, pigman, fuckman
Policeman, bogman, slugman, nuffman
Bigman, buffman, milkman, postman, snowman
Smacked out tramps now ya know man

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Policeman, bogman, slugman, nuffman
Bigman, buffman, milkman, postman, snowman
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