Norman And Norma

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[Verse 1]
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Norman and Norma got married in 
Cromer
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April 1983
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It could have been warmer but Norman
 and Norma
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Were happy as they'd ever been
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They flew to Majorca and swam in the
 water
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It felt just like having a bath
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The piña coladas hit Norma hard
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And she fell into bed with a laugh

And she said:

[Chorus]
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Oh, Norman, it's never ever felt
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 like this before
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And oh, Norman, I've never really
            Am
 known your kiss before
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Oh no, Norman, Norman
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Nor---man

[Verse 2]
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Norman and Norma had three lovely 
daughters
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Nadia, Nora and Neve
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The firm Norma worked at wouldn't 
take her back
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After maternity leave
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They dreamt of Majorca but couldn't 
afford to
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go on Normanâ's salary
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So they went to Cromer, got double 
pneumonia
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And Norma remembered when she used 
to say:

[Chorus]
F   G            Em             
Oh, Norman, it's never ever felt
      Am
 like this before
    F   G            Em          
And oh, Norman, I've never really
             Am
 known your kiss before
   F     G
Oh no, Norman

[Solo]
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Nor---man

[Verse 3]
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Twenty years on and the children 
have gone
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And they're both at a bit of a loss
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They've tried salsa classes and 
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growing tomatoes
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But nothing is getting them off
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Then one day in Clacton there's a 
re-enactment
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Of Normans and Saxons, and this
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Gets their juices flowing, before 
long they're going
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And fighting like it's 1066!
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And she says:

[Chorus]
F   G            Em             
Oh, Norman, it's never ever felt
      Am
 like this before
    F   G            Em          
And oh, Norman, I've never really
            Am
 known such bliss before
   F   G      Em    Am
Oh no, Norman

[Otro]
   F    G      Em     Am
Oh no Norman, yeah      oh no no
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no no no no Norman
     Em                   Am
It's never ever felt like this 
before
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and oh, Norman, Norman
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Nor---man