Bbq Suck

C                             
I saw you bought a barbeque and 
  F           C
rumors have begun
                               F   
You've arranged on Saturday to have
          C
 a little fun
         Dm                     G7
And I've waited for an invite I knew
 would never come
Dm                                
No fear of missing out here, 
  G7
'cause I've already won

[Chorus]
      Dmaj7         G
Yeah, I don't mind, it's okay
A           Dmaj7
I was tired anyway
              G
I'll be fine, I feel great
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    A
Oh, give me a break for a singular 
date
                               A#
'Aint got no time to waste for you

[Verse 2]
Bb                            Cm7
I unplugged your barbeque and 
               Bb
broke all of your eggs
                           Cm7     
Taken every burger bun and hid them
      Bb
 in a hedge
      Cm
Put a snail in your mayonnaise
      F7
Mixed grass into your greens
          G#                
Think the magpies stole your 
                 F7
cutlery- 'cause that one wasn't me

[Chorus]
      C             F
Yeah, I don't mind, it's okay
G7          C
I was tired anyway
              F
I'll be fine, I feel great
    G7
Oh, give me a break for a singular 
date
G7
Guess the steaks have been raised, 
now your garden's in flames,
There wasn't even a cake, all your 
guestsgonna flake
'Aint got no time to waste for 
G#   A#   C
youuuuuuuuu