D7* [Verse 1] G* It’s the day of love G* D* And I guess I’m your date D* You partook in a youtube game G* But we can call it fate G* G7* Cause if this wasn’t manufactured C* Cm* If it weren’t pretend G* F#* Here’s a list of reasons why D7* You wouldn’t date me again... [Interlude] D7 [Verse 2] G My room’s a mess I usually dress D Like I am twelve years old D My temper’s bad I’m always sad G D I'll complain when I’m cold G I’m usually touring G7 Usually boring C Cm Enneagram 4 G I'll lose my keys F# You’ll never see D7 My bathroom floor [Verse 3] G I cry every day I’m always late D I chew my pens I’ve not seen “friends” G Not great with dogs I monologue D I pick my skin Drink too much gin G Leave you on “read” G7 Have a loft bed C Never unpacked Cm Always jetlagged G* Insufferable F#* Uncomfortable D7* Incapable B7* A#7* A7* G#7* G Undateable~