The Smoking Song

Intro

C,    G,    Am,    F,
C,    G,    Em,    F, G.

C                                  
Heard it all before, don't want to 
G
hear no more about it

        Am
Chewing gum is aggravating me

    F
And climbing walls don't suit me

         C                         
Well I'm used to smoking 20 before 
G
lunchtime

                   Em          F  
I don't get up til 10 - what a 
          G
drag, what a drag

Continues after the ad
       C                   G
What a 2 & 8 I'm in today, filling 
up the ashtray

       Am
In the mind there's no doubt about 
it

   F
's best if I don't go out

        C                          
Cos I'd substitute my patches for a
 G
 box of

                     Em         
Safety matches and a fag. What a 
 F            G            C
drag, what a drag, what a drag.



Heard it all before no need to tell 
me anymore
About the government health warnings
I'm still craving in the mornings
You could paper walls with what I 
cough up
In the early hours now and then
What a drag, what a drag
Extra strong and ultra low I've 
tried them all so I should know
That nothing beats a pack of 20 fags
They say I won't see 45 but at the 
moment I'm alive
Looking forward to another shag and 
a fag
What a drag.

C,    G,    Am,    F,
C,    G,    Em,    F, G.