G                    Em             C      Am D
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo) 
G                    Em            Am     G
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo) 

Yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
G 
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Em 
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Am 
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
D 
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow

[Chorus]
      G
I go "Mooo"
    Em
Mooo
    G
Mooo 
    Cm B7
Mooo
                            G
Yeah, I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
               Em7
I'm not in the mood
           Am7
Tryna make moves
           D
Tryna make moves
               G
Bitch, I'm too smooth
               Em
I'm not in the mood
           Am    D
Tryna make moves 
           Gm    Bm7
Tryna make moves

[Verse 1]
G
Got milk, bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
Em
Got steak, ho? Got cheese? (got it)
Am
Grade A ho, not lean (not lean)
D
Got me A1, sauce please
G
These heifers got nothin' on me
Em
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
Am 
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
D
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)
G
You a calf, bitch, you my daughter (you my daughter)
Em
I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered) get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
Am
Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)
D
With my farmer (woo) McDonald (woo)
G
And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)
Em
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (in that order)
Am
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
D
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)

[Pre-Chorus]
G
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Em
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Am
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
D
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow

[Chorus]
G
I go "Mooo" (moo, moo, moo)
Em
Mooo (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Am
Mooo
D
Mooo (yeah)
G
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
Em
I'm not in the mood
Am
Tryna make moves
D
Tryna make moves
G
Bitch, I'm too smooth
Em
I'm not in the mood
Am 
Tryna make moves
D
Tryna make moves

[Bridge]
G
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
Em
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Am
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
D
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
G
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
Em
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Am
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
D
Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah) bitch, I'm a cow

[Verse 2]
G
Old McDonald had a farm
Em
I give him a titty, tryna keep him calm
Am
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
D
I ain't in the city cause they ain't got lawns
G
Suck a nigga dick or somethin', E-I-O
Em
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
Am
Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens and the pigs
D
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know

[Refrain]
G
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
Em
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
Am
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
D
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
G
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
Em
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Am
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
D
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
G
Milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
Em
And they're like, it's better than yours
Am
Damn right, it's better than yours
D
I can treat you, but I have to charge
G
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
Em
And they're like, it's better than yours
Am
Damn right, it's better than yours
D
I can treat you, but I have to charge

[Outro]
G
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Em
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Am
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
D
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
G
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Em
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Am
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
D
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
I got a cheeseburger, fucking vegans