D             A
Drinkin' at a Holi-
D7
Drinkin' at a Holi-
D             G       A
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn

D A D7 D G A

[Verse 1]
D                         F#
For once you can get drunk
G                              A           G  D
And someone else will have to clean your mess up
              F#                       G
You're making out with a girl you just met
                A                 G  D
And then you stop to text your girlfriend
F#
"I love you
             G       A        G       D
And I can't wait to see you after the weekend."

F#m G A G

[Chorus]
        D             A
And I'm drinkin' at a Holi-
D7
Drinkin' at a Holi-
D             G       A
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn


[Verse 2]
D      F#                 G   
The anarchist needs to borrow
  A     G   D
Five bucks again
        F#                   G
No one throws out the gutter punk
A                 G         D
Even though he smells like shit
        F#         G
No one here loves you
          A          G               D
But they all might think that you're cool
        F#   G    A       G  D
If you drink PBR out of your shoe

F# G A G D

[Chorus]
        D             A
And I'm drinkin' at a Holi-
D7
Drinkin' at a Holi-
D             G       A
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn
D           A
Drinkin' at a Holi-
D7
Drinkin' at a Holi-
D        G    A
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn

[Verse]
Em         A       F#m   F#   G
Everything happens for a reason
Em         A
Sometimes that reason is
F#m            F#          G               A
You're stupid and you make terrible decisions
F#m            F#          G               A
You're stupid and you make terrible decisions
F#m            F#          G               A
You're stupid and you make terrible

F# G A G D

[Chorus]
D           A
And I'm drinkin' at a Holi-
D7
Drinkin' at a Holi-
D        G    A
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn
D             A
Drinkin' at a Holi-
D7
Drinkin' at a Holi-
D               G      A
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn (x2)