Shallow Pop Songs

D F#m G

[Verse 1]

        D             F#m             G          D F#m G
I'm the Usain Bolt of running from my problems
  D                          F#m             G     D F#m G
I never go home 'cause those people know who I am
  D                             F#m                G        D F#m G
I like getting drunk because it makes me feel more charming
  D                   F#m       G         D F#m G
I haven't been myself since the election

[Chorus 1]

A             G                   D
When life was easy, the music was harsh
A             G                    D
Now I wanna escape, 'cause life is hard
A          G                D     A       G
All I ever listen to when I get inside my car
G     A N.C.          D         F#m G
All I want is shallow pop songs

D F#m G

[Verse 2]

D           F#m         G           D F#m G
All I talk about is the weather
    D                    F#m      G         D F#m G
Are hot dogs sandwiches, subs, or neither?
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  D                     F#m      G         D F#m G
I wanna just talk about movies I dislike
    D                     F#m            G     D F#m G
I'd rather not talk about anything in my life

[Chorus 2]

A             G                   D
When life was easy, the music was harsh
A             G                    D
Now I wanna escape, 'cause life is hard
A          G                D     A       G
All I ever listen to when I get inside my car
G     A N.C.          D
All I want is shallow pop songs

D
YEAH

[Bridge 1]

D                                    F#m
And the last text I sent to him was about the movie Avatar
        G                  Bm              A
And how dumb I thought the central themes are
         D                     F#m
Like it's reject technology, accept nature's beauty
           G                       Bm                      A
Except the whole damn movie was to promote the new kind of 3D

[Bridge 2]

    D
Hey Mike
D
Aren't I a genius?
D   F#m
Hey Mike
F#m
Aren't I brilliant?
    G
Hey Mike
G
Come on man
Bm N.C.           A N.C.
Why aren't you responding?

[Instrumental]
D F#m G Bm A

[Other]

G     A               D
All I want is shallow pop songs
Bm     A               D
All I want is shallow pop songs
G     A               D
All I want is shallow pop songs
G     A
All I want