G              B
You moved out to the West Coast
         D
But it's all about who you know
           C
And so you started doing coke
     G                                   B
You wanted to change the world with your music
          D                        C        N.C.
When you got to Los Angeles you mostly just sat around and did coke

(same chords, twice as fast)
G B D C G B D C


[verse 1]
(back to regular tempo/speed)
G                     B          D           C
And you said you'd be happier if you weren't here
       G
Maybe somewhere's better
       B
Cause you're not there
       D
Maybe somewhere's better
       C
Cause you're not there

(same chords, twice as fast)
          G B D C
Have you considered
                   G B D C
What you do to this place



C          D            G
I'm never moving to California
C          D          G
I'm never moving out West
    C                      D
You wanted to follow your dreams
              G              C
That's just a business to exploit you and me
              D            G          C
You got an unpaid internship at the dream factory
                         D        G B D C
Cause that's where you wanted to be

[verse 2] (play this bit with some palm muting where you see fit)
        G                           B
And if you ask me to run away, you know that I would
         D                           C
I would quit my shitty job, I would leave my shitty band
     G                      B
And head out West to find a little bit of excitement
         D                        C
Then you break up with me when you see how boring I am
              G                        B
And then I'd have to get a temp job to afford rent and beer
        D
And if that's the case then shit
  C
I might as well stay around here



C          D            G
I'm never moving to California
C          D          G
I'm never moving out West
    C                      D
You wanted to follow your dreams
              G              C
That's just a business to exploit you and me
              D            G          C
You got an unpaid internship at the dream factory
                         D        G B C D
Cause that's where you wanted to be


[end]
G B D C
then slow down on D and C, and end on G