G D G D G

[Verse 1]
N.C
I get embarrassed
                                  G C D C G
Talking punk rock with my parents
N.C
Everybody's having kids
                                G C D C G
I'm still ripping basement gigs
N.C
This stopped being cute
                          G C D C G C D C
After I turned twenty-two

[Bridge]
C     D       B          C
Oh my god, my dreams are dumb
   C        D      B      C
I'm way too old to act so young
     C       D            B    C
Will this be fun when I'm forty-one
C     D    N.C
Oh my god, here it comes

[Instrumental]
G D G D G

[Verse 2]
N.C
Hell yeah I'm scared
                                   G C D C G
Of my choice between two nightmares

At my desk or on the road
                         G C D C G C D C G
Either way I'll die alone

[Verse 3]
      G
'Cause

I don't wanna be forty
                                        Em
Singing songs about getting drunk at prom

I don't wanna be forty
                                          C
With a weird relationship with my Dad and Mom
C
I don't wanna be forty

With the only way to express my feelings
D
Is through shitty four-chord pop-punk songs

[Verse 4]
   G
But

I don't wanna be forty
                                       Em
Saying what the hell am I doing at my job

I don't wanna be forty
                                          C
With the HOA on my shit for not mowing my lawn

I don't wanna be forty
                            D
Feeling like I never got to do

A goddamn thing I want

[Verse 4]
   G
But

I don't wanna be forty
                                        Em
Singing songs about getting drunk at prom

I don't wanna be forty
                                          C
With a weird relationship with my Dad and Mom
C
I don't wanna be forty

With the only way to express my feelings
D
Is through shitty four-chord pop-punk songs

[Verse 4]
   G
But

I don't wanna be forty
                                      Em
Saying what the hell am I doing at my job

I don't wanna be forty
                                          C
With the HOA on my shit for not mowing my lawn
C
I don't wanna be forty

Standing on my boat
    D                          C
And screaming at the top of my lungs

[Outro]
       Em    D      C  Em D       C
That I never got to do anything I want
  Em    D      C  Em D       C
I never got to do anything I want
  Em    D      C  Em D       C
I never got to do anything I want
  Em    D      C  Em D       G
I never got to do anything I want