Cancel Me

C                    Am
I hope they cancel me (Why? Why?)
         Em                  
So I can go be with my family 
 F
(Why? Why?)
C                              
So I can quit wearin' this mask, 
      Am
dawg (Damn)
         Em                        
Tell the people, "Kiss my ass, 
  F
dawg" (Yeah, yeah)


[Verse 1]
C                      Am
I hope they crucify me (Why?)
            Em                     
I hope they put me down, I hope 
              F
they euthanize me
        C                          
I hope I never, ever have to go on 
  Am
TV
      Em                         
Mothafucka, Jimmy Kimmel does not 
              F
wanna meet me
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          C                        
I told my manager, "No more parties
        Am
 in Los Angeles"
      Em                      
Last night, I fell deeper than 
                        F
Brockhampton down a rabbit hole
C                                 
Did so much blow, I won’t never 
              Am
find my appetite
Em                               
On my way home, I crashed into a 
F
satellite
C                                 
That's why my phone was obsolete 
                Am
for half the night
Em                              F
That's why my dome is ringin’, baby
C                               
As of right now, my job is to lie 
   Am
down

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[Chorus]
C                    Am
I hope they cancel me (Why? Why?)
         Em                  
So I can go be with my family 
 F
(Why? Why?)
C                              
So I can quit wearin' this mask, 
      Am
dawg (Damn)
         Em                        
Tell the people, "Kiss my ass, 
  F
dawg" (Yeah, yeah)
C                    Am
I hope they cancel me (Why? Why?)
         Em                  
So I can go be with my family 
 F
(Why? Why?)
C                              
So I can quit wearin' this mask, 
      Am
dawg (Damn)
         Em                        
Tell the people, "Kiss my ass, 
  F
dawg" (Yeah, yeah)