Ordinary Family

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My father cut his toe off
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In a rotary lawn mower
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And my mother burst a blood vessel
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When my younger brother went to jail

G                    D  Em
So I told her not to worry
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Not to get in such a flurry
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We're just an ordinary family
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With the usual calamity

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When I was just a virgin lad
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My mother faked a suicide
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Because she found the tell-tale sign
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Of puberty upon the sheets
G                    D Em
So I told her not to worry
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Am                       D
Not to get in such a flurry
G              G       D  Em
We're just an ordinary family
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With the usual calamity

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We always try to look our best
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We always take care when we dress
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We always wear clean underwear
C                       Am
In case we're in an accident

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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, true
True, true, true, true, true, true, 
true, true

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When I become a married man
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With children of my very own
G              D          Em
Will I lay my inhibitions on
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And criticise their sexuality?
G                  D       Em
Will I use them to protect respect?
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Will I try to own them flesh and 
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bone?
G                  D      Em
Or will I be their equal friend
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Encouraging their new ideas?

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For the future lies within their 
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hands
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And the salvation of all these lands

G                 D  Em
Yes, the ordinary family
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Is the only way to set us freeeeee
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Set us free, set us freeeeee
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Set us free, set us freeeeeee
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Set us free, set us free