The Intergalactic Laxative

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[Verse 1]
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I was impressed like everyone,
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When man began to fly,
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Out of earthly regions,
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To planets in the sky.
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With total media coverage,
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We watched the heroes land,
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As ceremoniously
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They disturbed the cosmic sand.


[Verse 2]
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In awe with admiration,
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We listened to the talk.
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Such pride felt they,
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Such joy to be
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Upon the moon to walk.
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My romantic vision shattered,
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When it was explained to me,
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Spacemen wear old diapers
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In which they shit and pee.


[Chorus]
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Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
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Will get you from here to there.
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Relieve you and believe me,
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Without a worry or care.
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If shitting is your problem,
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When you're out there in the stars,
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Oh, the intergalactic laxative
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Will get you from here to Mars.

[Verse 3]
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They don't partake like you and I,
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Of beefy burger mush.
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Their food is specially prepared
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To dissolve into slush.
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Absorbed by multi-fibers
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In the super diaper suit,
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Otherwise the slush would trickle
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Down inside the boot.

[Chorus]
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Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
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Will get you from here to there.
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Relieve you and believe me,
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Without a worry or care.
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If shitting is your problem,
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When you're out there in the stars,
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Oh, the intergalactic laxative
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Will get you from here to Mars.

[Verse 4]
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You may well ask now what becomes
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Of liquid they consume.
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A pipe is led from penis head
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To a unit in the room.
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The water is recirculated,
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Filtered for re-use.
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In case of anti-gravity -
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Pee gets on the loose.

[Chorus]
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Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
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Will get you from here to there.
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Relieve you and believe me,
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Without a worry or care.
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If shitting is your problem,
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When you're out there in the stars,
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Oh, the intergalactic laxative
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Will get you from here to Mars.

[Verse 5]
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Wherever man has conquered,
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On the quest for frontiers new, da 
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I'm glad he's always had to do
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The number one and two.
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It makes it all so ordinary,
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Just like you and me,
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To know the greatest heroes,
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They had to shit and pee.

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The intergalactic laxative
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Will get you from here to there,
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For cosmic constipation
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There's none that can compare.
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If shitting is your problem
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When you're out there in the stars,
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Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
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The intergalactic laxative,
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The intergalactic laxative,
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Will get you from here to Mars.