Broad Lic Nic

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Whoa, Whoa, Whoa

[Verse 1]
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It's a Broad Lic Nic
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And I'll tell you while I'm able
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Or I'll smash your skull
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If you'll not drink enough Black 
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Label
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It's a hard man's drink
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And though the bottle's broken
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Put your money on the table
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Strain the glass through your teeth
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So, we grew up lean, mean
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Kings of the street scene
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Without a mother's guiding hand
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To keep us clean
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Down your rum
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We'll take life as it comes
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And all you blue rinse critics
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Lick our literary bum

[Verse 2]
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I drank my first pure malt
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Before I was three
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I smoked a pack of Dutch cigarettes
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My pappy left for me
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And I romanced a little lass
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Who was 12 years my elder
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At the age of six I held her
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That year I also bed her
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So before I was seven
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My first child was born

[Verse 3]
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I told a pack of filthy lies
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As a politician
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I heard my own confession as an
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Act of contrition
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I spent ten years as a Trappist monk
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In a village in Tibet (Liar!)
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And I walked up Everest naked
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Just to win a bet

[Interlude]
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Whoa, Whoa

[Verse 4]
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Well, I severed my leg to win a
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One-legged race
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And when I won I stitched it
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Right back into place
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I fought Mohammed Ali
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I've seduced Mata Hari
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I've even worn a sari
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When I impersonated Gandhi
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And I dare any man here
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To call me a liar
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But I swear I've seen Ezekiel
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I swear I've seen Isaiah
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Toasting marshmallows in 
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Beelzebub's fire

[Verse 5]
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And we're mad (Mad!) Bad (Bad!)
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Dangerous to know
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We never gave a tinker's cuss
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About the seeds we'd sow
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And we stay up late
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And never be forlorn (Hey!)
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And when the morning comes around
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We'll kiss the crack of dawn

[Bridge]
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We took the wax from Kerouacs
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And dusty Dostoevskys
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And when all was said and done
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Booze was all I had left me
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For, all the world's great thinkers
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Are all a load
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Of pus

[Verse 6]
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And if you asked how Zarathustra 
spoke
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He spake thus:
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Drink! Drink! Drink!
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Drink until you're drunk
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Drink until you can't stand up
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Till you're roly-poly stung
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Till your bladder bursts
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Till you throw a fit to curse
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Till they lift you up still comatose
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And slam you in the hearse

[Interlude]
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Whoa, whoa, Whoa,Whoa

[Otro]
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And we're good (Good!) Bad (Bad!)
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Ugly as sin
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We mixed up cough syrup
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With our gin
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So take your medicine
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I pray that when I die (Hey!)
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There'll be someone else around to
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 kiss my arse goodbye
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Yes I pray, I pray
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I pray that when I die
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There'll be someone else around to
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 kiss my arse goodbye