Ab         Eb
Raise your glass
F         Ab
We have incorporated
Ab         Eb
Place your bets
F            Ab
We're all so sick of waiting
Ab          Cm
Queen Takes Jack
Ab          Eb                Ddim    Cm
You got me this time but i'll get you back
Abm
So pick a number...

   Cm                Ab             Ab/C
To all the ones that tried the most
    Eb           F
Was I suposed to cheer your efforts?
Cm           Ab              Ab/C
Sorry that I chose so poorly
Eb           F
Golly gee am I the poster girl?


[Interlude]

Cm Ab/B
Abm Eb/G
Cm Ab/B
Abm Eb/G

Sounds great on the higher strings like this:

E|--3-3-3-3-4-4--7-7-7-7-6-6--3-3-3-3--7-7-7-7-6-6--|
B|--4-4-4-4-4-4--9-9-9-9-8-8--4-4-4-4--9-9-9-9-8-8--|
G|--5-5-5-5-4-4--8-8-8-8-8-8--5-5-4-4--8-8-8-8-8-8--|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|
You'll have to listen for the timing.

Cm                Ab                 Eb              F
She's the kind of girl who looks for love in all the lonely places
Cm           Ab             Eb                   F
The kind who comes to poker pockets stuffed with kings and aces
Cm                Ab            Eb            F
She's the kind of girl who only asks you over when it's raining
Cm               Ab                 Eb             F
Just to make you lie there catching water dripping from the ceiling

 If you pick the 3 notes from the octave on D from the Ab and Eb it will give you that little piano run she 
 does:
    Eb             Cm
E|--6--------6--|--3-------3-|
B|--8-----8-----|--4----4----|
G|--8--8--------|--5--5------|
D|--8-----------|--5---------|
A|--6-----------|--3---------|
E|--------------|------------|