G
It is a thursday 
           D
I get up early
           F#m
it is a challenge
              D
I'm usually lazy
 
               G
I make some coffee
               D
I eat some rice chex
              F#m
and then I sit down
               D
to check my inbox

G                     D
I only read a word or two
F#m                                        D               
I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue

G                       D
The first orgasm of the morning
F#m                 D
is cold and hard as hell
G                         D
there won't be any second coming
F#m             D
as far as I can tell

          G
I arch my back cause
           D
I'm very close now
           F#m
it's very cold here
         D
by the window
               G
There are some school kids
             D
yelling and running
         F#m
I barely notice
          D
that I am cumming

G                       D
The first orgasm of the morning
   F#m         D
is like a fire drill
G                          D
it's nice to have a little warning
    F#m       D
but not enjoyable

F#m      E            D
I am too busy to have friends
F#m               E              D
a lover would just complicate my plans
F#m             E               D               
so I will never look for love again
F#m                E           D
I'm taking matters into my own hands

A                               F#m              D
I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
A                               F#m              D
I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
G     D   F#m  D
Won't you hold me?