Missed Me

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[Verse 1]

Cm
Missed me, missed me, now you've got
 to kiss me
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If you kiss me, mister, I might tell
 my sister
     Cm
If I tell her, mister, she might 
tell my mother
       G7      G
And my mother, mister, she might 
tell my father
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And my father, mister, he won't be 
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too happy and he'll have his lawyer
                           Cm
Come up from the city and arrest 
you, mister
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So I wouldn't miss me if you get 
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me, mister, see?

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[Verse 2]

Cm
Missed me, missed, me now you've got
 to kiss me
       G7       G
If you kiss me, mister, you must 
think I'm pretty
       Cm
If you think so, mister, you must 
want to fuck me
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If you fuck me, mister, it must mean
 you love me
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       Cm
If you love me, mister, you would 
never leave me
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It's as simple as can be!

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[Verse 3]

Cm
Missed me, missed me, now you've got
 to kiss me
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If you miss me, mister, why do you 
keep leaving
       Cm
If you trick me, mister, I will make
 you suffer
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And they'll get you, mister, put you
 in the slammer
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And forget you, mister, then you'll
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 miss me won't you, won't you miss 
me
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Won't you miss me?
G         Cm
Won't you miss me?

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[Verse 4]

Cm
Missed me, missed me, now you've got
 to kiss me
G      G7       G
If you kiss me, mister, take 
responsibility
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I'm fragile, mister, just like any 
girl would be
    G
And so misunderstood so treat me 
delicately

[Verse 5]

Cm
Missed me, missed me, now you've 
gone and done it
            G
Hope you're happy in the county 
penitentiary
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It serves you right for kissing 
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little girls
         G
But I'll visit, if you miss me
Cm
Say you miss me
C
How's the food they feed you?
G
Do you miss me?

Will you kiss me through the window?
Cm
Do you miss me, miss me?
C
Will they ever let you go?
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I miss my mister so