Cm G7 Cm G7 D G G#7
[Verse 1]
Cm
Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me
G7 G
If you kiss me, mister, I might tell my sister
Cm
If I tell her, mister, she might tell my mother
G7 G
And my mother, mister, she might tell my father
Cm C G7 G
And my father, mister, he won't be too happy and he'll have his lawyer
Cm
Come up from the city and arrest you, mister
D D7 G G#7
So I wouldn't miss me if you get me, mister, see?
Cm G G7 D G G#7
[Verse 2]
Cm
Missed me, missed, me now you've got to kiss me
G7 G
If you kiss me, mister, you must think I'm pretty
Cm
If you think so, mister, you must want to fuck me
G G7 G
If you fuck me, mister, it must mean you love me
Cm
If you love me, mister, you would never leave me
C G7 D G G#7
It's as simple as can be!
Cm G G7 G Cm G7 G G#7
[Verse 3]
Cm
Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me
G G7 G
If you miss me, mister, why do you keep leaving
Cm
If you trick me, mister, I will make you suffer
G G7 G
And they'll get you, mister, put you in the slammer
Cm G G7
And forget you, mister, then you'll miss me won't you, won't you miss me
D G7 G
Won't you miss me?
G Cm
Won't you miss me?
G7 D G G#7
[Verse 4]
Cm
Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me
G G7 G
If you kiss me, mister, take responsibility
G Cm
I'm fragile, mister, just like any girl would be
G
And so misunderstood so treat me delicately
[Verse 5]
Cm
Missed me, missed me, now you've gone and done it
G
Hope you're happy in the county penitentiary
Cm C
It serves you right for kissing little girls
G
But I'll visit, if you miss me
Cm
Say you miss me
C
How's the food they feed you?
G
Do you miss me?
Will you kiss me through the window?
Cm
Do you miss me, miss me?
C
Will they ever let you go?
G G#7
I miss my mister so
