My Alcoholic Friends

[Intro]
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Em    Am      Em        Am     
I'm counting back the number of
       Em
 the steps
    Am            Em       G     
It took for me to get back on the
   C            D
 wagon of the weekend
Em   Am           Em   Am      
I'll use the oven timer to 
        G
prove that I'll
     Em       C        D
Get home with my imagination
Em      Am        C      
If they find the body in the 
      D
basement
G      Em     C            
In the very house that she was 
      D
raised in

Em   Am     Em            Am    
I'm taking down the number of the 
  Em
times
    Am              Em       Am  
So when we get the sign from god 
     C                    D
I'll be the first to call them
Em   Am    Em         Am        
I'm taking back the number of the 
   G
beast
       Em     C             D
Cause six is not a pretty number
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Eight or three are definitely better
G      Em       C             D
A is for the address on the letter
Em      Am  C D   Em    Am Em Am Bm
To my alcoholic friends

Em   Am    Em   Am          Em
I'm trying hard not to be ashamed
Am               Em     Am 
Not to know the name of who is 
      C               D
waking up beside me
Em       Am         C            D
Or the date, the season, or the city
G         Em         C      
But at least the ceiling's very 
      D
pretty
Em      Am         C        D
And if you are holding it against me
Em      Am     Bm    Am
I'll be on my best behavior
Em      Am          Bm        Am
Taking shots for mother nature
 Em        Am    Bm       Am
Once my fist is in the cupboard
Em       Am     Bm    Am
Love is never falling over

(repeat intro riff) Em Am Bm

Em        Am       C      D
Should I choose a noble occupation?
Em   Am      C              D
If I did I'd only show up late and
G         Em         C          
Sick and they would tear at me 
      D
with hatred
G        Em   C                 D
Plus my only natural talent's wasted
Em      Am  C   D    Em
On my alcoholic friends
       Am  C   D    Em
My alcoholic friends
      Am    C    D    Em
The party never ends
       Am  C    D    Em
My alcoholic friends