New Math

Yeah I'd stoop to that.
sure I would.
yeah you been had.
that's how I got my job at the underwriter's lab.

you bet I sucked up.
everychance i had.
that's how I fixed it.
that's what I did.

and now my knees are spotless and my legs are crossed.
and I needn't spread them.
cause I can afford:
piety, chastity, charity, your company.