Jesus Loves You More If You Can Drive

Jesus loves you more if you can drive
Jesus loves you more if you can drive
Jesus loves you more if you can drive
Jesus loves you more if you can drive

Down there in the city
People have two heads sometimes three
They get very nervous if you smile irrationally
Down there in the city
People have three wives sometimes four
They get quite paranoid if you politely open a door

Down there in the city
People have foreskin sometimes five
They get very jealous of their neighbour for being alive
Down there in the city
People have five times sometimes six
They get quite hostile when a stranger tries to mix

(CHORUS)

Jesus loves you more if you can drive
Jesus loves you more if you can drive
Jesus loves you more if you can drive
Jesus loves you more if you can drive

Down there in the city
People have foreskin sometimes five
They get very jealous of their neighbour for being alive
Down there in the city
People have five times sometimes six
They get quite hostile when a stranger tries to mix

Drive, drive, drive