Bm D A
Bm D A


[Verse]
         Bm
Have you ever had a family
     D                     A
Or a friend that drove you crazy
  Bm
A foe or a neighbour
        D                 A
Who's obnoxious, rude, or lazy?
    Bm
The type of guy you'd cross six lanes
   D           A
Of traffic to avoid
     G
He's always got his handout
                A
He's wicked unemployed


[Verse]
          Bm
You can't ditch him, you can't lose him
         D                A
There is no place you can hide
       Bm
He's a boy, he's a jerk
          D                 A
He's everything that you despise
        Bm
But you can't just tune him out
             D            A
Because he's too loud to ignore
        G
When he shows up at your house
                                A
You kill the lights and hit the floor


[Chorus]
             D            G
Cause he's a first class loser
       D            A
He's a first class loser
       D
He's a first class loser
      G
Which nobody can deny
       D                A
He's a first class loser

He's not my type of guy


[Interlude]
Bm D A
Bm D A


[Verse]
         Bm
His personality is impervious
   D           A
To reason or suggestion
   Bm
He can't take a hint
       D                A
And he always stays his welcome
     Bm
He's nobody's friend
          D            A
Yeah he's hated by all races
        G
He only cares about himself
                      A
He parks in handicap spaces


[Chorus]
             D           G
Cause he's a first class loser
       D           A
He's a first class loser
       D
He's a first class loser 
  G
I stab him in the eye
       D                A
He's a first class loser
                    D
He's not my type of guy


[Bridge]
D/F#      G
We've all got some loser in us
A      D
But it ain't a full time job
D/F#  G                A
I may be a little difficult
        D
But I'm not a total nob
  D/F#  G
I wanna hit him, bite him, fight him
A          D
Punch him, watch him as he falls
          A
I'm gonna trash him, kick him

Scratch him, clove him 

Smash him in the balls


[Chorus]
       D           G
He's a first class loser
       D           A
He's a first class loser
       D
He's a first class loser
      G
Which nobody can deny
       D
He's a first class loser
     A
He's not my type of guy
       D
He's a first class loser 
   G
He makes me wanna cry
       D                A
He's a first class loser
                          Bm
I wouldn't miss him if he died