G
I play in a band
CG
We're the best in the land
D
We're big in both Chelsea and France
CG
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
CGD
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
GCG
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
D
These other gals mean nothing to me
CG
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
CGEm
'Cause I'm more than a handful you'll see
[Chorus]
CG
So kiss me, I'm shit faced
CGDC
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
G
She kissed me!
AmCG
And I only bought her one round
G
I can bench-press a car
CG
I'm an ex-football star
D
With degrees from both Harvard & Yale.
CG
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine.
CGD
I've had far better sex while in jail.
G
I designed the Sears Tower
CG
I make 2 grand an hour
D
I cook the world's best duck flambé
I take the pick of the litter
CG
Girls jockey for me
CGEm
I don't need these lines to get laid
CG
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
CGDC
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
G
She kissed me!
AmCG
And I only bought her one round
G
I'm a man of the night
CG
A real lady's delight.
D
See my figure was chizzled from stone.
CG
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
CGD
Come last call I'm never alone.
GCG
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
D
That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame.
CG
With girls by the pool & Italian sports cars
CGEm
I'm just here in this dump for the game.
CGCGD
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.
CGAmCG
In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.
N.C
Eh, fuck it.
Who am I shittin?
G
I'm a pitiful sight
CG
And I ain't all that bright.
D
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone.
I'm a cheat & a liar,
CGCDG
No woman's desire, I'll probly die cold & alone.
Faster
G
But just give me a chance
C
'Cuz deep down inside
D
I swear I got a big heart of gold.
DC
I'm a monogamous man no more one night stands
CDG
Come on honey, lemme' take you home.
CGCGD
So kiss me, I'm shit faced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown.
CGAmCG
In the trousers, she kissed me, and I only bought her one round.
CGCGD
So kiss me, I'm shit faced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown.
CGAmCG
In the trousers (it was tiny!) and I only bought her one round.
CGCGD
So kiss me, I'm shit faced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown.
CGAmCG
In the trousers, she kissed me, and I only bought her one round.