Kiss Me Im Shitfaced

SONG – Kiss Me I’m Shitfaced
ALBUM – Blackout


*********NOTE***********
***Tune 1/2 step down***
***Figure out strumming yourself***
***My Intro is pretty crappy and 
there are a few other problems but 
this is the best
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Intro

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  (bagpipe arranged for guitar)

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Verse 1

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  I play in a band, we’re the best 
in the land

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we’re big in both Chelsea and 
France.

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I play one mean guitar and then 
score at the bar

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There’s a line of chicks waiting for
 their chance

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So come on now honey, I’ll make you 
feel pretty

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These other gals mean nothing to me
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so let’s finish these drinks and be 
gone for the night

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pm                                  
   .
'cause I’m more than a handful, 
you’ll see

Chorus

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so kiss me, I’m s**tfaced.I’m 
soaked, I’m soiled and brown

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in the trousers she kissed me. and I
 only bought her one round

Verse 2
(same as Verse 1)


Chorus


Verse 3
(same as Verses 1 + 2)


Chorus x2


Verse 4

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I’m a pitiful sight, and I aint all 
that bright

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I’m definitely not chiseled from 
stone

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I’m a cheat, and a liar, no woman’s 
desire

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I’ll probably die cold and alone

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I’m a monogamous man, no more 
one-night-stands

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come on honey, let me take you home

Chorus

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so kiss me, I’m s**tfaced.I’m 
soaked, I’m soiled and brown

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in the trousers she kissed me. and I
 only bought her one round

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so kiss me, I’m s**tfaced.I’m 
soaked, I’m soiled and brown

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in the trousers.  oh, it’s tiny. and
 I only bought her one round


Bridge
(just play the chords of the Chorus)


Chorus x2