Kiss Me Im Shitfaced

SONG – Kiss Me I’m Shitfaced
ALBUM – Blackout


*********NOTE***********
***Tune 1/2 step down***
***Figure out strumming yourself***
***My Intro is pretty crappy and there are a few other problems but this is the best
seen yet, so give me all the suggestions you've got.  email me at *

Intro
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  (bagpipe arranged for guitar)
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Verse 1
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  I play in a band, we’re the best in the land
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we’re big in both Chelsea and France.
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I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
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There’s a line of chicks waiting for their chance
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So come on now honey, I’ll make you feel pretty
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These other gals mean nothing to me
Continúa después del anuncio
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so let’s finish these drinks and be gone for the night
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pm                                     .
'cause I’m more than a handful, you’ll see

Chorus
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so kiss me, I’m s**tfaced.I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown
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in the trousers she kissed me. and I only bought her one round

Verse 2
(same as Verse 1)


Chorus


Verse 3
(same as Verses 1 + 2)


Chorus x2


Verse 4
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I’m a pitiful sight, and I aint all that bright
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I’m definitely not chiseled from stone
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I’m a cheat, and a liar, no woman’s desire
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I’ll probably die cold and alone
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I’m a monogamous man, no more one-night-stands
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come on honey, let me take you home

Chorus
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so kiss me, I’m s**tfaced.I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown
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in the trousers she kissed me. and I only bought her one round
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so kiss me, I’m s**tfaced.I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown
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in the trousers.  oh, it’s tiny. and I only bought her one round


Bridge
(just play the chords of the Chorus)


Chorus x2