The Seasons Upon Us

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The season's upon us, it's that 
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time of year
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Brandy and eggnog, there's 
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plenty of cheer
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There's lights on the trees and 
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there's wreaths to be hung
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There's mischief and mayhem and 
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songs to be sung

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There's bells and there's holly, 
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the kids are gung-ho
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True love finds a kiss beneath 
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fresh mistletoe
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Some families are messed up while 
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others are fine
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If you think yours is crazy... 
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well you should see mine

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My sisters are wackjobs, I wish I
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 had none
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Their husbands are losers and so 
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are their sons
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My nephew's a horrible wise little 
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twit
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He once gave me a nice gift 
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wrapped box full of shit

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He likes to pelt carolers with 
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icy snowballs
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I'd like to take him out back and 
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deck more than the halls
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With family like this I would 
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have to confess
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I'd be better off lonely, 
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distraught and depressed

[Chorus]
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The season's upon us, it's that time
 of year
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Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of
 cheer
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There's lights on the trees and 
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there's wreaths to be hung
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There's mischief and mayhem and 
songs to be sung
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They call this Christmas where I'm
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 from

[Verse]
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My mom likes to cook push our 
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buttons and prod
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My brother just brought home 
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another big broad
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The eye rollin' whispers come 
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loud from the kitchen
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I'd come home more often if they'd 
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only quit bitchin'

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Dad on the other hand's a 
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selfish old sod
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Drinks whiskey alone with my 
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miserable dog
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Who won't run off fetch sure he 
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couldn't care less
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He defiled my teddy bear and left
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 me the mess

[Chorus]
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The season's upon us, it's that time
 of year
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Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of
 cheer
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There's lights on the trees and 
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there's wreaths to be hung
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There's mischief and mayhem and 
songs to be sung
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They call this Christmas where I'm
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 from

[Bridge]
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The table's set, we raise a toast
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The father, son, and the Holy Ghost
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I'm so glad this day only comes once
 a year
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You can keep your opinions, your 
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presents, your happy new year
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They call this Christmas where I'm
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 from
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They call this Christmas where I'm
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 from