The Waterford Boys

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For Fun and Diversion we have met 
together,
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I tell you from Waterford hither we 
came,
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We crossed the Big Ocean in dark 
stormy weather,
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Our pockets were light and our 
Hearts were the same,
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Sad at leaving Old Ireland we're 
once more on dry land,
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By the roadside a tavern I chanced 
for to spy,
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And as I was melting my pockets I 
felt in,
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For the price of a drink I was 
mortally dry.


[Chorus]
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For we are the boys of such Fun and 
such Eloquence,
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Drinking and Dancing and all other 
Joys,
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For Ructions Destructions Diversions
 an Devilment,
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Who's to compare with The Waterford 
Boys.


[Verse 2]
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In the tavern I rolled in the 
landlord he strolled,
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And good morrow says he and says I 
if you please,
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Will you give me a bed and then 
bring me some bread,
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And a bottle of porter and a small 
piece of cheese,
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My bread and cheese ended I then 
condescended,
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To take my repose sure I bade them 
good-night,
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When under the clothes I was trying 
to doze,
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First I stuck in my toes and then 
popped out the light.
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Well I wasn't long sleeping when I 
heard something creeping,
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And gnawing and chawing around the 
bed post,
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My breath I suspended but the noise 
never ended,
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Thinks I you have damnable claws for
 a ghost,
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Now to make myself easy for I felt 
rather lazy,
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Well over my head I again pulled the
 clothes,
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When "Moses what's that, sure a 
great big jack-rat,
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With one leap from the floor jumped 
right up to my nose."


[Chorus]
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For we are the boys of such Fun and 
such Eloquence,
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Drinking and Dancing and all other 
Joys,
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For Ructions Destructions Diversions
 an Devilment,
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Who's to compare with The Waterford 
Boys.


[Verse 3]
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Well I reached for a hobnail and 
made him a bobtail,
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And wrestled with rats to the clear 
light of day,
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When the landlord came in and he 
said with a grin,
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For your supper and bed you've five 
shillings to pay,
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"Five shillings for what, now don't 
be disgracing yourself,
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Says I to the rogue if you please,
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When I can't sleep with these rats 
you've the devil's own face on you,
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To charge me five shillings for dry 
bread and cheese. "
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Oh the landlord went raring and 
lifting and tearing,
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He jumped through the window and he 
kicked in the door,
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When he could go no further he 
roared, "meela murder,
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These rats they are eating me up by 
the store,
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Sure they sleep in my stable they 
eat from my table,
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They've wrestled my dogs and they've
 killed all my cats, "
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"Truth then, " says I, "just give me
 those five shillings,
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And I'll tell you a way to get rid 
of the rats."

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"I will then, " said he, "we'll 
invite them to supper,
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And dry bread and cheese lay before 
them for sure,
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Never mind if they're willing, but 
charge them five shilling,
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And devil the rat will you ever see 
more.


[Chorus]
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For we are the boys of such Fun and 
such Eloquence,
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Drinking and Dancing and all other 
Joys,
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For Ructions Destructions Diversions
 an Devilment,
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Who's to compare with The Waterford 
Boys.