Em                     Am        Bm7
|  /    /    /    /   |   /    /    /    /   | (x2)

    Em
You want it...
    Em         Am
You got it...
    Bm7                    Em
Now what you gonna do with it?

   Em                     Am        Bm7
|  /    /    /    /   |   /    /    /    /   |

    Em
You want it...
    Em         Am
You got it...
    Bm7                    Em
Now what you gonna do with it?

   Em                     Am        Bm7
|  /    /    /    /   |   /    /    /    /   |

[Verse 1]
     D/E         Em     D/E
I've been around the world
        Em          D/E
I've seen a lot of things
     Am7   Db/A     Bm7
That make your chicken curl
         D/E      Em    D/E      Em         D/E
You're squeezing like boys and teasing like girls
   Am7     Db/A     Bm7
Confusing like boys and girls
        Em
Plan an exit route, parachute, rubber suit
         Am                Bm7
Are you ready for a little swim
        Em
There's regular, queen size, flip it on the
        Am7     Db/A    Bm7
B-side, solid gold
N.C.
Oh, my God, what's this?

[Chorus]
Em
I saw the bedroom toys
Am       G/B
Now I'm stalling
Em                     Am  G/B
I can't believe my eyes
Em
I saw the bedroom toys
Am       G/B
Now I'm crawling
Em                    Am  G/B
I learnt to improvise

[Bridge]
  D/E Em  D/E  Em D/E    Am7 Db   D  N.C.
|  /    /    /    /   |   /    /    /    /   |

[Verse 2]
Em
Checking out the five-star atmosphere
    Am             G/B
You want some expertise
   Em
If you got treasure, I'll pay you for the pleasure
       Am                G/B
It'll bring you to your knees
    Em
Silicone romance, what's your name, fancypants?
         Am              Bm7
Got your eye on the employees
   Em
Forget about the reeling, talk about the feeling
Am7     Db/A    Bm7
Solid gold
N.C.
Oh, my God, what's this?

[Chorus]
Em
I saw the bedroom toys
Am       G/B
Now I'm stalling
Em                     Am  G/B
I can't believe my eyes
Em
I saw the bedroom toys
Am       G/B
Now I'm crawling
Em                    Am  G/B
I learnt to improvise

[Bridge]
    Em
You want it...
    Em        Am
You got it...
    Em/B
Now what you gonna do with it?

   Em                     Am       Em/B
|  /    /    /    /   |   /    /    /    /   |

    Em
You want it...
    Em        Am
You got it...
    Em/B
Now what you gonna do with it?

   Em                     Am       Em/B
|  /    /    /    /   |   /    /    /    /   |

[Verse 3]
         Em
Now you washed up, beat smashing, grab no receipt
           Am                G/B
Takes the platinum off your shine
Em
Lazy bed star, la di da, petty bourgeois
    Am                         Bm7 N.C.
Oh, my, would you look at the time
Em
Until you wise up, you know we're gonna line up
    Am                    Bm7
The pimps and snitches to dip into your riches
       Em
If you can't destroy it, you might as well enjoy it
Am7     Db/A    Bm7
Solid gold
N.C.
Oh, my God, what's this?

[Chorus]
Em
I saw the bedroom toys
Am       G/B
Now I'm stalling
Em                     Am  G/B
I can't believe my eyes
Em
I saw the bedroom toys
Am       G/B
Now I'm crawling
Em                    Am  G/B
I learnt to improvise
Em
I saw the bedroom toys
Am       G/B
Now I'm crawling
Em                    Am  G/B
I learnt to improvise

[Outro]
    Em
You want it...
    Em        Am
You got it...
    Em/B
Now what you gonna do with it?
Em                     Am  Bm7
I can't believe my eyes
    Em
You want it...
    Em        Am
You got it...
    Em/B
Now what you gonna do with it?
Em                    Am  Bm7
I learnt to improvise
(and fade out)