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Oh I had sex with Max but it was too complex
And he just knocked me off my legs
cos he had sex with his ex
I went to bed with Fred - it was so sad
Cos all I had from Mister Fred -
he got my dreams all wet
So I had sex on the phone -
it went on and on and on
But it shakes me to the bone now that I'm alone
Don't need no Willy no Fred no Max
Just Mambo no. sex

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I had some fun with Dr. Dick -
he showed me a new trick
But babe he made me sick -
he always came too quick
Checked it out with Fritz -
man he was a blitz
I know how that fits -
his wife had seven kids
I went with Howard - the coward -
but we got in a jam
Cos he didn't give a damn -
he was scared of Uncle Sam
So Fred go to bed and Max grab your ex
I'll take Mambo number sex

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I don't wanna tango
No cha cha cha no twist
And I don't wanna samba and fandango
I just want to be kissed
Oh I don't wanna do the bossa nova
No jitterbug with Max
The only thing that gets me off the sofa
Is Mambo no. sex

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