C#m          A
I'm Doc-, Doc-, Doctor Dick
     E                                  B
And when you're feeling sick, babe, I know a trick
     C#m                            A
It's sex, and it's sex, you'll be feelin' all right
      E                             B
Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight


[Verse 2]
         C#m         A
I'm your Doc-, Doc-, D-D-Doctor Dick
       E                                B
And I gonna heal you with my fabulous stick
      C#m                         A
So, undress, please undress, but don't be a sleeper
         E                                   B
I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-d-d-deeper


[Chorus]
                C#m
Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick
             A
I need your love, I feel so sick
          E
I need a kick and you're so big
                     B
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
  C#m
Help me, Doctor Dick
            A
My fever's rising, please come quick
             E
I know you know a little trick
                     B
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper


[Chorus 2]
C#m
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
A
Come on, doctor, help me quick
E            B
D-d-d-d-deeper
C#m
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
A
Come on, doctor, help me quick
E            B
D-d-d-d-deeper


[Verse 3]
    C#m          A
I'm Doc-, Doc-, Doctor Dick
     E                     B
Oh, baby, I can heal your nervous tic
        C#m                          A
So lay down, hey, lay down, I will check what is wrong
     E                                B
So, get a thrill, take this pill, it moves you along


[Verse 4]
         C#m         A
I'm your Doc-, Doc-, D-D-Doctor Dick
       E                      B
I can make you feel good and you can make me big
         C#m                     A
And for sure, got a cure, cause you're not a peeper
         E                                   B
I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-d-d-deeper


[Chorus]
                C#m
Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick
             A
I need your love, I feel so sick
          E
I need a kick and you're so big
                     B
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
  C#m
Help me, Doctor Dick
            A
My fever's rising, please come quick
             E
I know you know a little trick
                     B
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper


[Chorus 2]
C#m
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
A
Come on, doctor, help me quick
E            B
D-d-d-d-deeper
C#m
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
A
Come on, doctor, help me quick
E            B
D-d-d-d-deeper


[Break]
C#m A E B x2


[Chorus]
                C#m
Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick
             A
I need your love, I feel so sick
          E
I need a kick and you're so big
                     B
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
  C#m
Help me, Doctor Dick
            A
My fever's rising, please come quick
             E
I know you know a little trick
                     B
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper


[Chorus 2]
C#m
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
A
Come on, doctor, help me quick
E            B
D-d-d-d-deeper
C#m
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
A
Come on, doctor, help me quick
E            B
D-d-d-d-deeper


[Chorus]
                C#m
Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick
             A
I need your love, I feel so sick
          E
I need a kick and you're so big
                     B
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
  C#m
Help me, Doctor Dick
            A
My fever's rising, please come quick
             E
I know you know a little trick
                     B
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper