Muffin Fart

Verse:
e|-------|-------|-------|-------|
B|-------|-------|-------|-------|
G|-------|-------|-------|-------|
D|-3~~~~~|-3~~~~~|-3~~~~~|-3-----|
A|-0~~~~~|-0~~~~~|-0~~~~~|-0-----|
E|-2~~~~~|-1~~~~~|-2~~~~~|-1-----|

                           p.m.
  "LAMP... DOOR... MUFFIN. fart"


Continues after the ad
Interlude:
e|---------|---------|---------|-
B|---------|---------|---------|-
G|---------|---------|---------|-
D|-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-|-
A|-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-|-
E|-2-2-2-2-|-1-1-1-1-|-2-2-2-2-|-

e|--------| 
B|--------| 
G|--------| 
D|3-3-3-3-| 
A|0-0-0-0-| 
E|1-1-1-1-| 

e|---------|---------|---------|-
B|---------|---------|---------|-
G|---------|---------|---------|-
D|-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-|-
A|-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-|-
E|-2-2-2-2-|-1-1-1-1-|-2-1-2-1-|-

e|--------| 
B|--------| 
G|--------| 
D|3-3-3-3-| 
A|0-0-0-0-| 
E|2-1-2-1-| 

Go straight from the intrlude, back 
into the verse. Repeat until the
guitarist drops his pick. Everyone 
in the band must sing for the full
effect. You can pretty much make up 
the lyrics as you go along (the
'fart' after the fourth power chord,
 however, always remains. it is
an indicator to the guitarist when 
to start the interlude.)