The Great Egg

This is pretty close, you have to 
alter the tuning on this, the solo's
 best when
played by two people or one man and 
a monkey. At no account must you 
ever play this
while eating a sandwich!!!!
E---------------------------------
A---------------------------------
E-----------5---------------------
B----7-7----4---------------------
D----8-8----6--4-4-4-4-4-4-4------
C#---5-5------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-

E|------------------------| 
A|------------------------| 
E|------------------------| 
B|------------------------| 
D|---6---------2-2-2-2-0-0| 
C|3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-| 

---------------------------------
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----------------------12-12-13---
-------------9-11-10----------14-
-------7-9-8---------------------
-5-6-7---------------------------

-|------------------------- 
-|------------------------- 
-|------------------------- 
-|15-14-------------------- 
-|------12-9-8------------- 
-|--------------4-2-1------ 

                    Ladies and 
Gents...
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2-----2-------2--2-----2--2-2-2-2-
--3-4---2-1-0-----3--2---2--------
-4-----0-------0-----------0---1--

-|------------------------ 
-|------------------------ 
-|------------------------ 
2|--2-2---2---2---2---2-2- 
-|2-----1---0---2--3---1-- 
-|-----------1-------4---- 


Continúa después del anuncio
               ...in light of recent
 events...
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3----4---------5-----------7------
2-6-----15-------8------2-----0-0-
0-2--3-------4------11-----7--0-0-
-------12-------0-----------------

-|------------------------ 
-|------------------------ 
3|-----1------------4----3 
2|4--2----2-----9-----5--- 
0|--0--3----3-----3-----3- 
-|------------3----------- 

                ...we present to 
you...

chorus
-9-------------------------------
-8-------------------------------
-7-------------------------------
-6-------------4-4--4--4--4-4--4-
-4-------4--4-4-2---4---2--4-----
-2--------4---6----7------8------

-|------------------------- 
-|------------------------- 
-|------------------------- 
-|4--4--4-4-4-4---4--4-4--- 
-|-6----2-----7-------8--9- 
-|------------9----------12 

You may need to play this one with a
 large stick!!!

           ...The Great egg. 
Wahoo!...

repeat verse x2

solo

You may need to retune your guitar 
to play this easier but other
wise it goes like this...

12b14----------------------13-12-14a12--------------------
-------------------14b22---------
----------6--------------13------
------6--------------------------
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-|----14--15-12------------ 
-|--------------8h12p17---- 
-|10----------------------- 
-|------------------------- 
-|-------------------------