Jesus Never Lived On Mars

A                         F
Jay he was an alien, just one of the
 boys
C                      G
He had a rock and roll band
A                        F
He smoked dope daily and soon he 
believed,
C                G
he was a miracle man

[Verse]
A                            
One day stoned and holy he was 
  F
crossing the street
C                     G
But he didn’t see the cars
A                                  
With the dent in his head from the 
F
hospital bed
C                       G
he said “I’m Jesus from Mars”

[Chorus]
D                  A        F
And all the little children say,
C                     G
“Jesus Never Lived on Mars”
G                       A        
You’re just a messed up maggot 
     F
with a dent in your head
C               D      A
And Jesus never played guitar

[Verse]
A                         F
Dress and restless it was time for 
the show, but
Continúa después del anuncio
C                                  
The band sensed that something was 
G
wrong
A                          F
Jay’s new ballads that the band 
didn’t know
C                            G
Made a crucifix and lit us a wrong

[Verse]
A                           F
Jay started singing and the crowd 
stood and stared
C                             
And the beer bottles started to 
  G
crash
A                             F
and they broke Jay’s fingers, tore 
out his hair
C                             
And threw him in the alley like 
  G
trash

[Chorus]
D                  A        F
And all the little children say,
C                     G
“Jesus Never Lived on Mars”
G                       A        
You’re just a messed up maggot 
     F
with a dent in your head
C               D      A
And Jesus never played guitar

[Interlude]
D                            C   
Jesus loves the little boys, 
                   D
Jesus loves the little girls
D                            C   
Jesus loves the little boys, 
                   D
Jesus loves the little girls
D                             
Jesus loves the little boys and 
  C           D      A
Jesus never played guitar

[Chorus]
E                  B        G
And all the little children say,
D                     A
“Jesus Never Lived on Mars”
B                                 
You’re just a messed up maggot 
    G
with a dent in your head
D               E      B
And Jesus never played guitar

[Verse]
B                    G
Jay he was an alien, just one of the
 boys
D                      A
He had a rock and roll band
B                        G
He smoked dope daily and soon he 
believed,
D                A
he was a miracle man

[Chorus]
E                  B        G
And all the little children say,
D                     A
“Jesus Never Lived on Mars”
B                                 
You’re just a messed up maggot 
    G
with a dent in your head
D               E      B
And Jesus never played guitar