Lavatory Love Machine

Intro:

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E* E* E* E*

E* C B A G  D G
   Oooooooh

if only Brazil was not so far, far 
away
                        C
I Would swim or walk or ride
    B     A    G    D G
But never ever fly
G
But all the noise of the maniacs 
there
G
The sweat on my face it's worth to 
bear
    C       B     A          E
But I don't wanna bounce and die


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But then I see a lady in a tight 
blue dress
C          D
I close my eyes, I know what I would
 go for
C            D      E*
Stewardess before I crash


G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
E*      D
No fear can quell my steam
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
D                     G     D G
No cabin fire burn my dream

I am at your disposal
I gotta get up to see what you ain't
       C
 gotta hide
         B    A         G     D G
Wheeling junk along the aisle
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G
Keep your seat belt fastened
G
You're whipping with an iron voice
       C
You command
   B             A       E
Uh mistress I am in your hands


D                    E*
And when she asks me what I'd like 
to
C         D
eat I realise the domina feels the 
same
    C             D          E*
And I reply: What about your pie?


G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
E*          D
No fear can quell my steam
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
D                     G
No cabin fire burn my dream
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
          E*       D
No broken wings to stop me stream
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
             D             G       D
Honey do you like the way I CDAM ?


(Speach of the Captain!)

Pickslide over scream (hold E*)
YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH

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(Solo)


D
Now if I gotta die
     E*                  C     
I'll have been stiff and smiling 
           D
till the crash

Let them know I've been alive
C                    D
Till I made my final splash


G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
E*          D
No fear can quell my steam
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
D
oho
G
Don't hear the scary noises
C                E*       D
From the turbine when you scream
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
D                          G
No broken wings to stop me stream
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
             D             G
Honey do you like the way I CDAM ?
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
D
oho
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
D                          G
No broken wings to stop me stream