Waste Of Time And Money

Once i saw the galaxies in your jack and coke eyes
And the sacrificial temple where your monster always dies
Once i wrote a gospel out of every word you say
And now you're on the front page of the usa today

Cutting to the front of the line
I find my mind
Is no place to raise a family
And i was looking all over for you, baby
You were always right in front of me
And tonight i'm declaring your love
To be a waste of time and money

Once i raised alpacas with your pet komodo dragon
While i was eating cardboard in my father's station wagon
Once i sold everything i owned to buy you a diamond ring
And now you're over at cnn sitting down with larry king

After five bottles of wine
My friends opine
That i should consider therapy
But they've clearly never been with you, baby
They don't know about the things that you've done to me
And tonight i'm declaring my life
Is a joke nowhere near funny

All publicity is good publicity
When you sell your conscience in this city
Achieving high elasticity
Shock resistant with electricity

All publicity is good publicity
When you sell your conscience in this city
Achieving high elasticity
Shock resistant with electricity