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Break it down, break it down, and sing
Break it down, break it down, and sing
Break it down, break it down, and sing
Break it down, break it down, and sing

They're doin' it in the North of England
They're doin' it when I decide to
If you really want to know what I think about you, now
I think you look better when you open your mouth
Yes, you do.

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They're givin' shit away!
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Singing hip, hip, hooray
Well the hapless sucker, the one who buys
His happiness comes in such little sizes
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If you're looking for another good example
Of a key demographic for the samples
Just look at the happy, ridiculous lives
Of the televised real housewives

And they shout it out
And they shout it out
And the freaking out
That's what it's all about!

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They're givin' shit away!
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Singing hip, hip, hooray!
Well, the hapless sucker, the one who buys
His happiness comes in such little sizes
Free samples
Free samples, today!

I'm not gonna turn 'em down
It's happening all over town
Customers bleeding true, what's their beat, just to see who wears the crown
But the giant size is king
Break it down, break it down, and sing
Hip, hip, hooray!
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And we shout it out and we shout it out
And we shout it out and we shout it out
And we shout it out and we shout it out
And we shout it out and we shout it out