And Im A Mormon

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I'm best friends with Optimus Prime
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The godfather of a cylon hybrid 
child
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I ride my bicycle to work and i've
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 never been a jerk
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I've got a spare umbrella every 
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time it's stormin'
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and I'm a Mormon

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Well when Luke went down to take 
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out the death star
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he flipped that targeting computer 
on
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I was the voice inside his head 
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sayin' "use the force instead"
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i taught Green Day to live without 
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warnin'
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and I'm a Mormon

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Well, your faith has been around 
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for centuries
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but mine just put my family on TV
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Yeah I'm similar to you, just a 
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little more improved
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yeah the life I Iead the one you've
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 always wanted
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And I'm a Mormon

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When it was lookin' like all hope 
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was lost
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I captured all of Al-Queda inside a 
pokeball
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yeah this might be big of me, but
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 man i love polygamy
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i really wish that kind of thing was
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 normal
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cause I'm a Mormon

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And when aliens invaded the planet
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and we didn't know if we would 
survive,
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it was Will Smith and me fightin' 
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for humanity
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yeah our pop-up adds are anything 
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but borin'
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and I'm a Mormon


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Well, your faith has been around 
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for centuries
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but mine just put my family on TV
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Yeah I'm similar to you, just a 
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little more improved
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yeah the life I Iead the one you've
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 always wanted
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And I'm a Mormon


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I'm just as middle class and happy 
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as can be
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maybe you've seen my commercials on 
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tv
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Havin' faith is so much fun yeah 
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I'm tellin' everyone
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that is having your own planet is 
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important
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become a mormon.

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Well, your faith has been around 
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for centuries
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but mine just put my family on TV
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Oh if he could just see me, Joseph
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 Smith would be tickled pink
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I wake up to a new wife every 
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mornin'
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And I'm a Mormon