I Cri Evrytiem

Em 0432
C  0001
Am 2000
B  4322
G  0232
Bm 2222

[Intro]
Em  C  Am  B

[Verse]
Em   C       Am       B
'Tis I, the frenchiest fry
Em      C         Am      B
Back at it again with the white Vans
Em       C    Am            Bm
 My wig flew, all the way to jupiter
     Em         C           Am       B
And just to let you know, I am your stepdad
Em       C            Am             B
Pasta la Vista, baby, Penne for your thoughts?
Em                C           Am              B
Love yourself, you have to try, no matter how hard

[Chorus]
C                G
Always be spicy, send memes
   Bm                          Em
A heart shall be shattered, cuz cheese smells like cheese
C               G
Dab your haters away
    Bm                         Em
My bacon touched the floor, I am not okay
  C                G
I cri evrytiem, I hid behind the fridge,
   Bm              Em           C Am B
I cri evrytiem, my eyes cry

[Verse]
Em        C       Am            B
Kiwis in bikinis, memes before dreams
   Em           C        Am                      B
I'm preganenant, with a burger king foot lettuce babaaay
Em          C         Am        B
Mom, pick me up, this party is scary
   Em           C       Am      B
If I died, I'm dead, I miss my ravioli
Em   C   Am   B
AaaahaahAaahaaaaah

[Chorus]
C                G
Always be spicy, send memes
   Bm                          Em
A heart shall be shattered, cuz cheese smells like cheese
C               G
Dab your haters away
    Bm                         Em
My bacon touched the floor, I am not okay
  C                G
I cri evrytiem, I hid behind the fridge,
   Bm              Em
I cri evrytiem, my eyes cry
  C                G
I cri evrytiem, I hid behind the fridge,
   Bm              Em
I cri evrytiem, my eyes cry

[Bridge]
B                        C
You gotta fight to win the battle
Bm
2+2=5
B                           C
I can't stop thinking about flat earth
Bm
I apologize
N.C.
BC K, I like your face mate :] *awkward silence*

[Chorus]
C                G
Always be spicy, send memes
   Bm                          Em
A heart shall be shattered, cuz cheese smells like cheese
C               G
Dab your haters away
    Bm                         Em
My bacon touched the floor, I am not okay
  C                G
I cri evrytiem, I hid behind the fridge,
   Bm              Em
I cri evrytiem, my eyes cry

C                G
Always be spicy, send memes
   Bm                          Em
A heart shall be shattered, cuz cheese smells like cheese
C               G
Dab your haters away
    Bm                         Em
My bacon touched the floor, I am not okay
  C                G
I cri evrytiem, I hid behind the fridge,
   Bm              Em         C Am B
I cri evrytiem, my eyes cry