Your New Boyfriend Sucks

                    F#      B
I don’t love you anymore
                            D#m    C#
I hate to say it but it’s true
                      F#                  B                   D#m        C#
I realized when I was wasted last night on Mulholland Drive without you
                         F#                         B
You’re so much better at typing your feelings than talking out loud
     D#m                        C#
You laugh in my face without making a sound
    F#                B
And I don’t miss you baby
                    D#m   C#
I just miss how it felt


[Chorus 1]

           F#
When we kissed, when we touched
             B
Thought I missed you so much
          D#m                         C#
When your hair covered half of your face
       F#                         B
Never knew if you thought that I was good enough
        D#m                  C#
Or if someone could take my place
 F#                B
You went off and lost my trust
       D#m                   C#
And I wish I didn’t care so much
B
Oh, and baby, by the way
C#
I just wanna say
                     F#     B     D#m    C#
Your new boyfriend sucks


[Verse 2]

                     F#      B
I don’t need you anymore
                      D#m    C#
You were bad for my health
     F#                     B
And if you wanna talk like it’s all my fault
       D#m               C#
Boy, please don’t kid yourself
                 F#                            B
You’re so much better at blaming on me than admitting your flaws
     D#m                     C#
And maybe we’d talk if you picked up my calls
    F#                  B
But I don’t need you, baby
               D#m     C#
I can barely recall


[Chorus 2]

           F#
When we kissed, when we touched
             B
Thought I missed you so much
          D#m                         C#
When your hair covered half of your face
       F#                         B
Never knew if you thought that I was good enough
        D#m                  C#
Or if someone could take my place
 F#                B
You went off and lost my trust
       D#m                   C#
And I wish I didn’t care so much
B
Oh, and baby, by the way
C#
I just wanna say
                      F#     B     D#m    C#
Your new girlfriend sucks


[Bridge]
F#               B
La da da da da da da da da da da
D#m             C#
La da da da da da da da da
F#               B
La da da da da da da da da da
D#m         C#
Da da da da da
F#                  B
Does he feel like I did?
D#m                C#
Does he dress like me?
F#                 B
Does she make you laugh
                 D#m            C#
And let you eat breakfast after 3?
F#               B
Does he know your birthday?
D#m               C#
All your favorite drinks?
F#               B             D#m                C#
Does she lean in close and pay attention when you sing?
F#                 B
I bet he knows he couldn’t do better
D#m                C#
I bet her eyes are cold like the weather
B                   C#

I bet it don’t feel nothing quite like me


[Chorus 3]
         F#
When we kissed, when we touched
           B
Thought I missed you so much
          D#m                       C#
When your hair covered half of your face
       F#
Who’da known that you thought
       B
That I was good enough
      D#m                    C#
Or if someone could take my place
F#                       B
You went off and lost my trust
      D#m           C#
And I wish I didn’t care so much
B
Oh, and baby, by the way
C#
I just wanna say
                      F#     B     D#m    C#
Your new boyfriend sucks