Who's Making Love?

Who's making love to your old lady?
While you were out making love
Now tell me who's making love to your old lady?
While you were out making love

All you parents, gather round me
And let me give you some good advice
What I'm gonna, gonna tell you now
You'd better think about it twice

While you're lying
And cheating on your woman
I got some news
You never even thought of

Now tell me who's making love to your old lady?
While you were out making love
Ah, now who's making love to your old lady?
While you were out making love

I've seen some million parents
Loving it on the whole
They think they can treat a woman
Just like somebody's dog

I ain't sitting, holding knitting
While your out playing with your turtle dove

Now tell me who's making love to your old lady?
While you were out making love
Now tell me who's making love to your old lady?
While you were out making love

I know there are some women
Guilty of this too
But two wrongs don't make a right
That, I know, is true
It's true

Oh, you might be one of those people
Who think that's the right thing to do
Oh let me tell you, what's grease for the gander
Is grease for the old goose too

Oh fellows, let me warn you
That cheaters, they get cheated too

Now tell me who's making love to your old lady?
While your lady's making love to you
Now tell me who's making love to your old lady?
While you were out making love

Now tell me who's making love to your old lady?
While you were out making love
Guess who's making love to your old lady
While you were out making love

Tell me who's making love to your old lady?
While you were out making love
Guess who's making love to your old lady
While you were out making love