Jester Fool

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I get this message on my message machine that she's cooking dinner tonight
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So I go out and pick up a bottle of wine
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Kinda nervous, I've run out things to say when I get there
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“Say I… I like your wooden floorboards"

[Intro]
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[Verse]
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She is laying in flannel sheets
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Brass bed speaks, "Come on, lie in me"
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And then there I'm standing, naked and meek
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Stalling there, she then says lovingly:

[Chorus]
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“If I were the queen and you were just the jester fool
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I would love you as my king, just because I do, I do, I do love you”

[Instrumental]
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[Bridge] (Spoken)
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Six a.m. the alarm clock goes off and I realize that I am not where I usually
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am at six o'clock in the morning
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And I, I kiss her goodbye and grab all my clothes and run out in the street
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half dressed and I'm probably gonna be late for work

[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
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Morning out on her naked street
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Old lady on the corner just stares at me
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I guess she ain't never seen barefoot feet
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Or heard the words that she sung to me:

[Chorus]
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If I were the queen and you were just the jester fool
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I would love you as my king, ‘cause just because I do, I do love you, I love you
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I do, I do love you, oh, I do, I do, I do love you, I love you

[Otro]
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