G   F#  G   A7  G   F#  G   A  G   F#

G    A7                                           G    F#
Yell help, too many cooks and a bird in the bush, yell help

G    A7
Yell help, if your mirror busts and your cat gets cussed,
G    F#
Yell help
       E
`Cause down the road you find someone else
      D  C  G/B  Gsus2/A   G
Who's looking
E                                         C
Down the road you find another sweet lady cooking

                A7
So I gotta yell help


G    F#    G    A7    G    F#
Yell help, yell help, yell help

G    A7                                           G    F#
Yell help, some shelter from the storm
G    A7
Like the travel agent warned
G    F#
Yell help, if you can help your superstitions
They gonna keep you warm
        E
`Cause down the road you find someone else who's looking
D  C  G/B  Gsus2/A - G
Down the road you seen another sweet lady cooking
E 
So I gotta yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help


WEDNESDAY NIGHT:
  Bbm
I wish tonight wasn't Wednesday night

  Bbm7                               Ebm  Ab/Eb  Ebm
I wish it wasn't the thirteenth of July, yell help

           Ab                       Ab7
And you're looking at the guy whose eyes can't deny

        Db             Eb               Db/Ab  Ab
That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight

D PEAT

UGLY:
       D7
Well I met this woman down in New Orleans


Lord she built just like a dream

A7
Even wore stockings that had seams

            A7  G/B Cm6  A7/C#
And she was u  u - gly


B7
Now hell I don't mind women of her kind

     E7
I'll even pay sometimes for a woman that's
E7  D/F# Gm6  E7/G#
U  u -  gly


D7
She built like a steamroller
Just the kind to mow you over anytime
A7
Hey the moment might arrive
On bourbon street
Well the ugliest woman you'll ever meet
                                A7  G/B Cm6  A7/C#
But she's mine all mine and she's ugly

YELL HELP (D PRISE):
                 A7
So I better yell help
G    F#    G    A7    G    F#
Yell help, yell help, yell help

G    A     G    F#    G    A     G    F#
Yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help