Monsta' Rap

Let me tell ya' 'bout a friend of mine
A big bad brutha' named Frankenstein
In a torn up ole' monty lookin' mighty fine
I mean the brutha' was smokin' litteraly
Sewn up with a needle and thread
Put together with parts from the dead
Somethin put his nut's on the side of his head

What in the world were they thinkin'?

Drackula is afraid of the light
He only comes outta' his coffin at night
Slips out to have him a bite, outta' somebody's neck that is
He's a vampire, vampire bat
Suckin' on blood... It's low in fat
Cept I don't know if he should really doin that
I mean I hope he practices safe suck's

Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody moove, everybody body clap

Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody moove, everybody body clap

Wolfeman howlin' at the Moon
Hairy guy's just make me swoon
Spray's his hair with Vidal Sassoon
What?
You mean that's a weave?

Can't see the invisible man
Can't see the invisible tan
Can't see the invisible hand
Oww!
Who goosed me?

Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody moove, everybody body clap

Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody moove, everybody body clap

Baby there's a monster livin' inside of you, and me
Baby there's a monster livin' inside just dieing to be free

Boris Karloff, Vincent Price
Bellah Lugosi and the Poltergeist
Peter Crushing, Christopher Lee and the Addams Family
Pyramid power of the mummy
Aliens bursting from your tummy
Their all monster's that I love
Freddy's Kruger give's good glove
Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde
Christine is the badest ride
Roger Corman, Barbra Steele
Killer tomatoes have appeal
Hannibal Lector sick and mean
Eat yout heart with Fatha Beans
Chuckie's just a living doll
The Fifty Foot Woman is awfully tall
So's the Amazing Collasle Man
Gammara, Mortha and Rodan
Godzilla tears up Tokyo while the Phanton of the Opera steals the show
The Blob, the Fly and the Thing
Edgar Allen Poe and Steven King
Jason in a Hockey mask
Zombies, freaks and maniacs
They're the monsters I adore
Full of blood and guts and gore
They make me wanna' scream and holler
More, more, more and more

Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody moove, everybody body clap

Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody moove, everybody body clap

Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody moove, everybody body clap

Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody moove, everybody body clap

Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody moove, everybody body clap

Monsta' rap, everybody snap
Everybody moove, everybody body clap