Fish N Chip Paper

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When Sunday morning dandruff turns 
out to be confetti
And the cost of living in sin would 
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make a poor man out of Paul Getty
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The girl in your dreams would have 
you up on an under age charge
And the man of the moment is the 
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lifer at large

Chorus:
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If you've got something to hide, if 
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you've got something to sell
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If you've got somebody's pride she 
might kiss and tell
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Or wind up with a fight fan in 
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the Hammersmith Hotel
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You better speak up now if you want 
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your piece
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You better speak up now
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It won't mean a thing later
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Yesterday's news is tomorrow's 
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fish and chip paper

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Your girl says she's leaving and 
this time she really means it
You can just look at the pictures, 
you don't actually have to read it
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
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There's a man in the launderette and
 he's looking through your
underwear
for clues                           
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And the milkman is working through 
the News of the Screws
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He says...
(chorus)