Two Little Hitlers

A                 E
Why are we racing to be so old?
A                             E
I'm up late pacing the floor I won't
 be told
A                          E
You have your reservations I'm 
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bought and sold
D
I'll face the music I'll face the 
facts
E
Even when we walk in polka dots and 
chequer slacks
A                    E
Bowing and squawking Running after 
titbits
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Bobbing and squinting Just like a 
nitwit

(CHORUS)
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Two little Hitlers will fight it out
 until
E                              
One little Hitler does the other 
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one's will
  D       E            D          
I will    return     I will    not 
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burn


Down in the basement
A                       E
I need my head examined I need my 
eyes excited
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A                          E7
I'd like to join the party But I was
 not invited
A                       E7
You make a member of me I'll be 
delighted
D
I wouldn't cry for lost souls, you 
might drown
E
Dirty words for dirty minds Written 
in a toilet town
A                   E7
Dial me a Valentine She's a smooth 
operator
A                      E7
It's all so calculated She's got a 
calculator
A                              E7
She's my soft touch typewriter And 
I'm the great dictator

(Chorus)



                      A
A simple game of self-respect
E                          A
You flick a switch and the world 
goes off
E                     A
Nobody jumps as you expect
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I would have thought you would 
  F#m           E
have had enough by now
A                         E7
You call selective dating For some 
effective mating
A                                
I thought I'd let you down, dear But
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 you were just deflating
A                           E7
I knew right from the start We'd end
 up hating
D
Pictures of the merchandise 
Plastered on the wall
E
We can look so long as we don't have
 to talk at all
A                             E7
You say you'll never know him He's 
an unnatural man
A                             A
He doesn't want your pleasure He 
wants as no one can
A                             E7
He wants to know the names of All 
those he's better than

(Chorus)
  D      E
I will return
  D        E
I will not burn  . . . . .