Hes Your Uncle Not Your Dad

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He's your uncle, not your dad.
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He's the best friend, you ever had.
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So, come on, dig, dig, dig in 
      Am
until it hurts.
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Just remember, Pearl Harbor.
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(The Alamo and nothing could be 
 D7      G
worse.)

[Verse 2]
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He's your favourite, (hum) relative.
 (hum)
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And he needs a (hum) lot to live. 
(hum)
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So just bring, bring, bring,
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everything until you bleed.
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(And he'll send back what he don't 
F/C
need.)

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[Chorus 1]
C         D                G    
If you're not in form, 
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ten-forty's your salvation,
        G             C
by deprivation of temptation.
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(Darks and blondes I hear are not 
  E
deductible.)
    C            Am
Oh, say, can you see?
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 If there's anything left for 
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me?

[Verse 3]
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When he calls you, (hum) as he may 
do. (hum)
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Don't be frightened, (hum) red, 
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white and blue. (hum)
        Am/C     Dm/C      Em    
Just be thankful you don't live 
       Am
in Leningrad.
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He's your uncle, not your dad.

{Instrumental}
(Military march)

[Chorus 2]
C         G                      
If you're honest, you don't have 
             C
to shake and shiver.
            G             C
The food is lousy, up the river.
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(It's give and take and he does all
     E
 the takin'.)
    C            Am
Oh, say, can you see?
C           D                 G 
 If there's anything left for 
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me?

[Verse 4]
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Life has two things, (hum) you can't
 subtract. (hum)
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(Death and taxes, (hum) to be 
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exa-act (hum).)
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So just pay, pay patriotically, be 
Am
glad.
            D              G      
He's your uncle, he's your uncle, 
         C
not your da-a-a-a-ad.