U.S. Male

Tune guitar 1/2 step down (from low 
to high: Eb Ab Db Gb Bb Eb)
   A                 Bm
    "I'm a U.S. Male 'cause I was 
born"
       E                   A
    "In a Mississippi town on a 
Sunday morn"
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    "Now Mississippi just happens 
  D
to occupy a place"
                         E         
    "In the southeastern portion of
           A
 this here United States"
     A7
    "Now that's a matter of fact, 
buddy"
         D
    "And you know it well"
          E                        
    "So I just call myself the U.S.
 A7
 Male"
            A7
    "That's M-A-L-E, son. That's 
me!"
    Now I said all that to say all 
this
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    I've been watchin' the way
    You've been watchin' my miss
    For the last three weeks you 
been hot on her trail
    And you kinda upset this U.S. 
Male
    You touch her once with your 
greasy hands
    I'm gonna stretch your neck like
 a long rubber band
    She's wearin' a ring that I 
bought her on sale
    And that makes her the property 
of this U.S. Male
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    You better not mess with the 
              A7
U.S. Male my friend
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    The U.S. Male gets mad, he's 
              A7
gonna do you in
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    You know what's good for 
     A7
yourself son
               D7            A7
    You better find somebody else 
son
          Bm                       
    Don't tamper with the property 
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of the U.S. Male
    Through the rain and the heat 
and the sleet and the snow
    The U.S. Male is on his toes
    Quit watchin' my woman, for that
 ain't wise
    You ain't pullin' no wool over 
this boy's eyes
    I catch you 'round my woman, 
champ
    I'm gonna leave your head 'bout 
the shape of a stamp
    Kinda flattened out, so you'll 
do well
    To quit playin' games with this 
U.S. Male
    You better not mess with the 
U.S. Male my friend
    The U.S. Male gets mad, he's 
gonna do you in
    You know what's good for 
yourself son
    You better find somebody else 
son
    Don't tamper with the property 
of the U.S. Male
    Sock it to me
    All right...now I'm gonna tell 
it like it is son
    I catch you messin' 'round with 
that woman of mine
    I'm gonna lay one on ya. You're 
talkin' to the U.S. Male
    The American U.S. Male