Altoholic

You change your class
like a druid changes form
Yeah you have the most
alts that I've ever seen
And you seem to think
that's the right thing to do
I should know
that you can't really play.

(Chorus)
You're a lock then a rogue,
A mage then a priest,
You're Melee then range,
Use mana then rage.
You're cloth then you're mail
Use pet then you're solo
You tank then you heal,
You skin then you mil.
You really wanna play WoW?
But I bet you really don't know how.
You're a lock then a rogue,
A mage then a priest,
You're melee then range,
Use mana then rage.

You used to have
one main just like us.
Played it well. You had fun.
Now it seems you are done.
Used to raid like a pro
Now you're playing as a twink.
I can see
that you can't really play.

(Chorus)

Come to some sense here!
Your main's still in TBC gear!
Stop playing new alts please
And start leveling your main!

You change your class like a druid changed form....

You're a lock then a rogue,
A mage then a priest,
You're Melee then range,
Use mana then rage.
You're cloth then you're mail
Use pet then you're solo
You tank then you heal,
You skin then you mil.
(Repeat Chorus)