Jeremy Bender

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Jeremy Bender was a man of leisure
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took his pleasure in the evening sun
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Laid him down in a bed of roses
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finally decided to become a nun
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Talk with the sister spoke in a whisper
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threatened to fist her if she didn't come clean
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Jumped on the mother just like a brother
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asked one another if the other's is a queen

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Diggin' the sister she was a mister
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shouldn't have kissed her but he couldn't say no
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Wanted to leave her couldn't believe her
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so he picked up his suit-case and decided to go

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