Criminal

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                             Criminal - Eminem
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Tabbed by: SmoothPlaying
E-mail:robin1@vr-web.de

Tuning: Standard

On the internet I`ve seen many wrong
 chord progressions on the song, so 
I here`s the correct one.

I`ve always seen Em C#m C Em , which
 is basically true, but it`s not a 
C#m, but a C#dim.

It`s because of the high g, which is
 repeated in every chord.

So I play the rhythm like:

   Em              C#dim           

C               Em

E|---------------------3-------3--
B|-----8-------8-------5-------5--
G|-----9-------9-------6-------6--
D|-----9-------9------------------
A|-7-------7-7-----4-------4-4----
E|--------------------------------

E|-----3-------3-------------------|
B|-----5-------5-------8-------8---|
G|-----5-------5-------9-------9---|
D|---------------------9-------9---|
A|-3-------3-3-----7-------7-7-----|
E|---------------------------------|

I rated it intermediate, because 
C#dim is quite difficult to get on 
so fast :)


[Eminem]
A lot of people ask me.. stupid 
fucking questions
A lot of people think that.. what I 
say on records
or what I talk about on a record, 
that I actually do in real life
or that I believe in it
Or if I say that, I wanna kill 
somebody, that..
I'm actually gonna do it
or that I believe in it
Well, shit.. if you believe that
then I'll kill you
You know why?
Cause I'm a

Em         C#dim
CRIE NAL
C
CRIE NAL
Em
You god damn right
Em              C#dim
I'm a CRIE NAL
            C            Em
Yeah, I'm a CRIE NAL

[Eminem]
Em
My words are like a dagger with a 
jagged edge

C#dim
That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a fag or lez

C
Or the homosex, hermaph or a 
trans-a-vest

Em
Pants or dress - hate fags? The 
answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just 
heterophobic

C#dim
Staring at my jeans, watching my 
genitals bulging (Ooh!)

C
That's my motherfucking balls, you'd
 better let go of em

Em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll 
never get hold of em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!

C#dim
And I was just checking the mail
Get it? Checking the 'male'?

C
How many records you expecting to 
sell

Em
after your second LP sends you 
directly to jail?
C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men

C#dim
Right, Ken? Give me an amen 
(AAA-men!)

C
Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus

Em
Heal this child, help us destroy 
these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new 
car

Continúa después del anuncio
C#dim
And a prostitute while my wife's 
sick in the hospital

C
Preacher preacher, fifth grade 
teacher

Em
You can't reach me, my mom can't 
neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing 
cause

C#dim
I watch TV, and Comcast cable

C
and you ain't able to stop these 
thoughts

Em
You can't stop me from topping these
 charts
And you can't stop me from dropping 
each March

C#dim
with a brand new CD for these 
fucking retards

C
Duhhh, and to think, it's just 
little ol' me

Em
Mr. "Don't Give A Fuck," still won't
 leave

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

      Em
I'm a CRIE NAL

Cause every time I write a rhyme, 
                          C#dim
these people think it's a crime

to tell em what's on my mind - I 
            C
guess I'm a CRIE NAL

but I don't gotta say a word, I just
           Em
 flip em the bird
and keep going, I don't take shit 
from no one

[Eminem]

Em
My mother did drugs - hard-liquor, 
cigarettes, and speed

C#dim
The baby came out - disfigured, 
ligaments indeed

C
It was a seed who would grow up just
 as crazy as she

Em
Don't dare make fun of that baby 
cause that baby was me
I'm a CRIE NAL - an animal caged who
 turned crazed

C#dim
But how the fuck you supposed to 
grow up when you weren't raised?

C
So as I got older and I got a lot 
taller

Em
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls
 got larger
I drink more liquor to fuck you up 
quicker

C#dim
than you'd wanna fuck me up for 
saying the word ...

C
My morals went thhbbpp when the 
president got oral

Em
Sex in his Oval Office on top of his
 desk
Off of his own employee
Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid
 me

C#dim
You can't miss me, I'm white, 
blonde-haired
and my nose is pointy

C
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of 
people that die

Em
in plane crashes and laughs
As long as it ain't happened to him
Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em

C#dim
-inem and Kim combined - [*kch*] the
 maniac's in

C
Replacing the doctor cause Dre 
couldn't make it today

Em
He's a little under the weather, so 
I'm taking his place
(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an 
AK to his face

C#dim
Don't make me kill him too and spray
 his brains all over the place

C
I told you Dre, you should've kept 
that thang put away

Em
I guess that'll teach you not to let
 me play with it, eh?
I'm a CRIE NAL

(Just play the chords while they 
interlude)


[Interlude Skit]
Aight look (uh huh) just go up in 
that motherfucker
get the motherfucking money and get 
the fuck up outta there
[Eminem] Aight
I'll be right here waiting on you
[Eminem] Aight
Yo Em
[Eminem] What?!
Don't kill nobody this time
[Eminem] Awwright... god damn, 
fuck...
(whistling) how you doin'?
[Teller] HI, how can I help you?
[Eminem] Yeah I need to make a 
withdrawl
[Teller] Okay
[Eminem] Put the fucking money in 
the bag bitch
and I won't kill you!
[Teller] What? Oh my god, don't kill
 me
[Eminem] I'm not gonna kill you 
bitch, quit looking around...
[Teller] Don't kill me, please don't
 kill me...
[Eminem] I said I'm not gonna 
fucking kill you
Hurry the fuck up! [*BOOM*] Thank 
you!


[Eminem]

Em
Windows tinted on my ride when I 
drive in it

C#dim
So when I rob a bank, run out and 
just dive in it

C
So I'll be disguised in it

                          Em
And if anybody identifies the guy in
 it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness

C#dim
Fire at the private eye hired to pry
 in my business

C
Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets

Em
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast 
his ass yet [*dog whines*]
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my 
nuts

C#dim
tuck my dick in between my legs and 
cluck

C
You motherfucking chickens ain't 
brave enough

Em
to say the stuff I say, so just tape
 it shut [*tape unrolls*]
Shit, half the shit I say, I just 
make it up

C#dim
To make you mad so kiss my white 
naked ass

C
And if it's not a rapper that I make
 it as

Em
I'ma be a fucking rapist in a Jason 
mask